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Shakespeare:

If you love someone,

Set her free....

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free....

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free....

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Patient:

If you love someone,

Set her free....

If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful:

If you love someone,

Set her free....

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

Set her free again,

Repeat

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set her free…

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free…

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Biologist:

If you love someone,

Set her free…

She'll evolve.

Statisticians:

If you love someone,

Set her free …

If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high

If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation were improbable anyway.

Salesman:

If you love someone,

Set her free....

If she ever comes back, deal!

If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Insurance agent:

If you love someone,

Show her the plan....

If she ever comes back, sign her up,

If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician:

If you love someone,

Set her free....

If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,

If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:

If you love someone,

Set her free....

If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),

If she doesn't, Y=2X-log (0.46Y^2+(cos(52/34X))x 5Y^(- 0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:

If You Love Someone,

Set it free …

If It Comes Back, It is yours

If It Doesn't, Hunt it down and Kill it...!!! OR

PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL

If you love someone

WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET

HER FREE???

CARELESS IDIOT!!!